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Stuff ‘n’ Nonsense

Hiya 🥰

I’m so sorry I still haven’t finished the epilogue, my hands are a bit too battered to type away to my hearts content. I tend to rest my inner wrists on the edge of the laptop when I write…this is what they look like:

I took it unto m’self to tackle a huge project in my garden. Ivy had swallowed my house—all of it—windows included. And some of the roof. On accounts of being a dunderhead. Matters had possibly reached Maleficent proportions, so I set about beridding myself of it.

I am an itty bit clumsy, I must confess.

During the last few weeks I’ve broken a couple of ribs, dropped the shears on my foot (which broke a bit and went blue) dislocated my toe and trod on a thorn. My arms look as if they’ve been through a shredder. I’m too used to m’self to take a lot of notice, but the bee sting was insult to injury, it must be said.

By the time I stagger indoors after hacking my way through said shrubbery I’m a smidge too sore to rustle up a fitting finale for our miscreants. Nevertheless I am almost done (in) so with a bit of luck, unless I fall off the ladder—

I should stop there. Tempting fate is so not a cunning plan…

Last week, another thorn got lodged in my palm, so I yanked it out and forgot, as y’do, figuring that it would stop bleeding soon ’nuff. Then, carried on clipping until my son’s belly prompted him to pop outside and ask how I was doing.

I may have swiped my hair out of my face at some point. That seems the best explanation for the fact that he went quite white, the poor little mite. 🙈 I p’raps looked as if I’d taken a trip through a windscreen.

I am delighted to report that I’ve almost defeated the beastie hell-bent on devouring my house, so all being w—😨 Oops, time to quit, whilst (I have) ahead…

And finally…

(this is the bit at the end of the news where they wheel out the 115 year old birthday girl who drinks like a sailor and smokes 40 a day…)

❤️🤍💙 Thank you, truly, Stateside folks ❤️🤍💙

I’m a smidge stunned 😳

4 thoughts on “Stuff ‘n’ Nonsense

  1. HUGEST and most well deserved congratulations my super-hero sugar plum!!!!! That is such wonderful news! 😀 😀 But take care of yourself my precious treasure, heal and rest and get well and never feel that you ‘owe’ it to anyone to do typing or ‘being there’ or anything else you don’t have the energy for. Your amazing self is far to special to be caused pain in any way shape or form. And having seen the task you had to tackle I think every prince in the land would have taken one look and left the princess (of a house) sleeping eternally, so you did an amazing job and are an utter hero in my eyes! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    1. Aw…thank you so much my scrumptious one. Oh, how lovely of you.🥰 Thank you, truly for all your well wishes and for my precious parcel too. ❤️I was so touched but soooo didn’t deserve it. Twas my own flippin fault for letting it get so…um abundent. 😳It sure looked a very lot prettier than it does now, but ah well.🙃 heehee…I wouldn’t have blamed the prince one bit for fleeing sharpish and abandoning her to being scoffed by the dastardly stuff😁 Aww…I’d consider m’self honoured to be half the hero you are, my treasure. 🌹There could be no finer compliment than the fact 𝘆𝗼𝘂 wrote it. 😽xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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